She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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