fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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