you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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