i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
