Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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