I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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