I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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