how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up under a house in Key West
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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