she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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