on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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