i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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