he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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