wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
