He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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