Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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