I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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