She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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