he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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