I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
