I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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