During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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