I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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