Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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