i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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