? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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