I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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