There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
