Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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