Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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