she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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