dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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