you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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