dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You dont lie about slip and slides
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
