Dual....:-)
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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