I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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