this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Congratulations! We have a period
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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