Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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