garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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