I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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