How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
where are my eyebrows?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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