Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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