your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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