im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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