I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
50% drunk capacity currently
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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