All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
