BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
