It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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