I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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