just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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