i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You've changed since you got that strap on
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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